What I learned at the Zoo from my kids

Chickens and ducks poop eggs

Cows pee milk (there were no cows at the zoo but, hey, whatev)

Ant Eaters have hairy butts

Giraffes have gross tongues, and will eat leaves but not your arm

Some birds will try to eat your finger if you touch them

Animal poop smells bad, like poop

Stink Rays are slimy ( yes, I know they are really Sting Rays)

Butterflies dance in the air

The train is the most fun part of the zoo, even the third time you ride it

And finally, my kids are the niftiest little people in the world