this is really just a mini-post.
My boys (and girl) have used the word "fart" since they were 2. I hate this word, but it is what it is.
They used to yell across crowded rooms to me..."mommy, I fawted". No, I did not misspell it, that is how they sounded.
A just farted, and started cracking up. Before I could say anything, he yelled "excuse my butt".
Fantastic. Will be having a talk with the hubby when he gets home. Not that it will do any good.